carita bodor

Si Soma bujang lapuk anu hideung lestreng meunang THR anu lumayan.
Kacaritakeun manéhna jalan-jalan ka Maribaya méakeun kapanasaran. Si Soma
tumpak beus kota ti St Hall anu heurin pasedek-sedek, kapaksa nangtung. Di
jero beus aya aki-aki jeung nini-nini bulé anu nangtung ogé. Basa Inggris
Soma ngan pas-pasan pisan, kitu gé pédah baé aya kursus gratis di
kantorna, tapi kulantaran si aki-aki bulé ngajakan ngobrol, nya kapaksa

ngaladénan.
"What country do you come from?"
"Indonesia Sir !"
"Oh, I thought you an African's negro. Can you speak English ?"
"Yes Sir".
"So, please explain me about your family in English".
"Oh, I can't Sir !"
"Why ?"
"Because I have no family in English !"
"????" (aki-aki bule ngahuleng)
Bari jeung rada teu ngarti si aki-aki bulé terus ngajakan ngobrol.
"By the way, where were you born?"
"Bandung Sir"
"Which part ?"
"All of me Sir, from my leg up to my head"
"????" (aki-aki bule teu ngarasa heran)
Palebah Lédeng aya ucing ngaliwat, beus ngerém ngadadak, si Soma nincak
suku si aki-aki bulé.
"Oh, I am sorry !", ceuk Soma
"I am sorry too"
"????....I am sorry three"
"What are you sorry for?"
"???.....I am sorry five Sir"
"?????" (aki-aki bule lieuren)
Dasar suku si Soma hompimpah alias jébrag (maklum ti leuleutik tara maké
sapatu), manéhna nincak suku nini-nini bulé anu nangtung sagigireun
aki-aki bulé téa bari jeung teu karasaeun. Si nini-nini bulé sigana keur
séwot.
"Hey young man ! By doing like this, you will go to hell!"
"Oh ? Stop pir! Kuring salah beus, sugan téh ka Maribaya!"
"?????" (aki-aki jeung nini-nini bule silih teuteup bari jeung teu ngarti
kana polah si Soma)

by Denny